we need to talk about shrek more
at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
a brony called me unattractive
because i have hair on my legs
Self absorbed Bitch.
i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?
She is most definitely not a Bitch, but yes, self absorbed I’d say from the copious amounts of selfies she takes.
I think most people take a lot of selfies and she is attractive. I don’t see anything wrong with a girl feeling pretty.
seriously every line of this movie is gold
Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me
canoeing in a crystal clear lakecoolest but scariest fucking thing
holy shit that is incredible.
My math teacher called me average.
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